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The Multivyrse Magazine

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Online-native and gleefully opinionated — release-week takes from the smartest voice in the group chat. No scores, all attitude.

Fiction. The Multivyrse Magazine is a work of fiction. These publications do not exist, the bands are fictional fan concepts built from real artists, and every review is AI-generated parody — published for entertainment purposes only. Nothing here is a real review, endorsement, or statement of fact about any real person, band, or publication.

14 reviews

Crazy Band album cover

Rock · Alternative Rock · Grunge

Crazy Band

Kurt Cobain, Carlos Santana, & Flea +1 more

August 10, 2026

Everyone said the supergroup curse would strike here. Four legends, zero ego checks, and yet "Séance in E Minor" somehow coheres—Chamberlain's snare work alone justifies the hype. I'm shocked I'm writing this.

The Demons of Screamin' album cover

Hard Rock · Rock · Glam Metal

The Demons of Screamin'

Steven Tyler, Slash, & Robert DeLeo +1 more

August 9, 2026

Yes, supergroups are cursed. Yes, this should be a vanity project. But "Venom Kneel" hits like they actually rehearsed, and that's enough to make me believe in something again.

We Kinda Sound the Same album cover

Rock · Indie Rock · Indie Pop

We Kinda Sound the Same

Juliana Hatfield & beabadoobee

July 22, 2026

Okay so the supergroup curse is real and also completely irrelevant because "Same Wavelength" absolutely slaps and I'm not going to apologize for being moved by two people who sound like they're remembering the same dream.

Lil Yachty Rock album cover

Pop Rock · Rock · Yacht Rock

Lil Yachty Rock

Michael McDonald, Lil Yachty, & David Hungate +2 more

July 11, 2026

Nobody asked for this and everyone was right to worry. Then "Minute Maid" hits the second chorus and suddenly you're on a yacht that's also somehow in your therapist's waiting room, and it *works*. The supergroup curse ends here.

Guardians of the Asteroid Galaxy album cover

Pop Rock · Rock · New Wave

Guardians of the Asteroid Galaxy

Mette Lindberg, Keith Moon, & Kate Pierson +1 more

July 3, 2026

I came for the novelty of Moon + Pierson + Lindberg on a 60s-electronic pastiche and stayed because 'Asteroid Joyride' absolutely slaps. Yeah, supergroups are cursed, but this one got cosmic and forgot to blink. The shoulder dance was real.

Bring your kid to work world tour album cover

Rock · Classic Rock · Progressive Rock

Bring your kid to work world tour

Paul McCartney, James McCartney, & David Gilmour +3 more

June 30, 2026

Everyone said this was a vanity project—five platinum-resume names playing bar-circuit gigs. Then you hear James and Violet trading leads on 'Open Mic Energy' and realize: the nepotism is actually the point.

The B Sides album cover

Pop · Pop Soul · Pop Rock

The B Sides

Art Garfunkel, John Oates, & Sonny Bono +3 more

June 29, 2026

I braced for the supergroup curse but these guys actually understand what made them essential in the first place: knowing when to step back. The tambourine work alone should quiet every skeptic, but it won't.

Tres Leches Agrias album cover

Rock · Rap Metal · Rap Rock

Tres Leches Agrias

Kid Rock, Fred Durst, & William Shatner

June 28, 2026

I braced for disaster—supergroup death-wish, right?—but "Velveeta Fade" genuinely slaps, and watching these three argue over a drum break via production is the most fun I've had with ego this year.

The Bleeding Egos album cover

Rock · Alternative Rock · Progressive Rock

The Bleeding Egos

Perry Farrell, Morrissey, & Roger Waters +3 more

June 27, 2026

I listened waiting for one moment of actual music. Instead: four separate demos playing over each other, screaming about royalties, a drum solo that's literally just sirens. It's the most honest thing any of them has ever made.

Dave Matthews and the Undead Origami Artichoke album cover

Jazz · Rock · Classical

Dave Matthews and the Undead Origami Artichoke

Dave Matthews, Miles Davis, & John Coltrane +2 more

June 27, 2026

The supergroup curse is real, but this one sidesteps it by refusing to play it safe—three minutes in, they're already arguing about which tradition to demolish next. You can feel them having more fun than is probably allowed.

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