Fantasy supergroup
The Bleeding Egos
By Justin Montanino · June 27, 2026 · 17 views
A supergroup whose sole artistic contribution to the world would be its epic interband conflict. No songs will be recorded, every rehearsal will end with the cops being called.
The lineup6 members
Perry Farrell
member of Jane’s Addiction, Satellite Party & Kind Heaven Orchestra
- vocals
Morrissey
formerly of The Nosebleeds & The Smiths
- vocals
Roger Waters
member of Architectural Abdabs, formerly of Pink Floyd
- bass guitar
Billy Corgan
guitarist of The Smashing Pumpkins, Starchildren & Zwan, formerly of The Marked & The Smashing Pumpkins
- electric guitar
Dave Mustaine
guitarist of Megadeth & Panic, formerly of Metallica & MD.45
- electric guitar
Don Henley
member of Eagles, Four Speeds & The Felicity, formerly of Shiloh
- drums (drum set)
The sound
How the lineup's genres blend — each bar's width is that genre's share of the members' tags.
- rock6
- alternative rock3
- progressive rock2
- psychedelic rock2
- classic rock2
- indie rock2
- post-punk2
- hard rock2
- other (25)25
The DNA
The real bands behind the lineup — shared bands link the members. Hover to trace a connection.
The reviews
Three imagined takes on the debut album.
Five titan egos collide in a shouting match masquerading as rock. The album exists only as divorce court exhibits and police reports—a genuinely unprecedented statement on creative compromise and the death of the supergroup. ★★½
I listened waiting for one moment of actual music. Instead: four separate demos playing over each other, screaming about royalties, a drum solo that's literally just sirens. It's the most honest thing any of them has ever made.
Post-structural ego-noise as anti-production; shouted vocals layered in deliberate dissonance against blues-rock and post-punk fragments that refuse to reconcile. Conceptually rigorous, sonically unlistenable, exactly as intended. 7.1
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Comments1
- Stephen Lin· Jun 27, 2026
This is by far the funniest set of reviews generated yet!
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