Fantasy supergroup
Tres Leches Agrias
By Stephen Lin · June 28, 2026 · 6 views
Tres Leches Agrias is the curdled lounge-rap-rock fever dream nobody ordered and everyone secretly craves. Kid Rock trades his swagger for brushed snares, Fred Durst swaps the red cap for a smoking jacket and a wah pedal, and William Shatner does what Shatner does best: talk-singing over it all like a Rat Pack android. Equal parts Vegas, Velveeta, and Y2K nu-metal, they're the lounge act Sinatra would've fronted if he'd found Mountain Dew and Pro Tools. Reservations recommended.
The lineup3 members
Kid Rock
member of Pocket Pool, The Stop the Violence Movement & Various Artists for Children’s Promise, formerly of The Beast Crew & The Beast Crew
- lead vocals
- drums (drum set)
Fred Durst
singer of Limp Bizkit & Artists Against AIDS Worldwide, formerly of Limp Bizkit & Limp Bizkit
- lead vocals
- guitar
William Shatner
- lead vocals
The sound
How the lineup's genres blend — each bar's width is that genre's share of the members' tags.
- rock2
- rap metal2
- rap rock2
- nu metal1
- country1
- rapcore1
- country rock1
- hard rock1
- other (5)5
The DNA
The real bands behind the lineup — shared bands link the members. Hover to trace a connection.
The reviews
Three imagined takes on the debut album.
Three titans of late-90s excess marry wah-pedal swagger to brushed-snare restraint over Shatner's deadpan croon—a lounge singularity that shouldn't work but does. Ambitious, preposterous, and weirdly authentic. ★★★½
I braced for disaster—supergroup death-wish, right?—but "Velveeta Fade" genuinely slaps, and watching these three argue over a drum break via production is the most fun I've had with ego this year.
Kitsch-as-sincerity thesis undermined by its own baroque production choices; genre-straddling as style over substance. Clever, occasionally hollow, deeply self-satisfied. 5.8
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